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				    				 Shehawk (original poster  member #68741)		posted at 3:29 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2024	
			 
	Todays funny typo of the day…
In a job post:
"There’s a Monthly Agency fee to maintain your Errors and Emissions Insurance through the company." 
 
			 			"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!		
	 	 			 
				    				SadieMae ( member #42986)		posted at 4:32 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024	
			 
	Hahaha
Did Notthevictem write that?    
 
 
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TT until 6/2016
TT again Fall 2020
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				    				dontsaylovely ( member #43688)		posted at 7:21 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024	
			 
	I was having an issue with a road sign placement and got a (nasty) response from the Director of Pubic Works.  I do hope it was a template and went out on all her correspondence.  Or maybe she was a failed gynecologist. 
 
			 		 			 
				    				tushnurse ( member #21101)		posted at 7:53 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2024	
			 
	I dint have anything off top of mind at the moment but I read medical charts all day and some are typos and some are poor dictation but we get some doozies. 
I will come back I promise 
 
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				    				 Shehawk (original poster  member #68741)		posted at 4:05 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024	
			 
	Don’tsaylovely
I needed to read these replies!
And they say Karma is not real!!
I laughed so hard :) 
 
			 			"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!		
	 	 			 
				    				 Shehawk (original poster  member #68741)		posted at 4:20 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024	
				"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!		
	 	 			 
				    				 Shehawk (original poster  member #68741)		posted at 4:26 PM on Wednesday, May 1st, 2024	
			 
	Tush I can only imagine!
Hahaha 
 
			 			"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!		
	 	 			 
				    				EvenKeel ( member #24210)		posted at 1:26 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024	
			 
	I was working on presentation for the government (Federal-level).  It was suppose to say something along the lines of:
......this shift resulted in the deficient of funds......
The presentation I submitted said:
.....this shit resulted in the deficient of funds......
It was my first real job and I was so young; I just wanted to die.
Now in my wise years of age; I realize I just spoke the truth.
     
 
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				    				zebra25 ( member #29431)		posted at 1:32 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024	
				"Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces."
D-day April 2010		
	 	 			 
				    				Jeaniegirl ( member #6370)		posted at 4:16 PM on Thursday, May 2nd, 2024	
			 
	One of my part time jobs in undergrad was doing classified ads for the large state newspaper.  I was promoted to spell checker after a few weeks because for fun (I was bored) I'd find typos.  One I'll never forget was an obituary for a well-known family member and it read:  She is survived by one daughter and five SINS.  One of her five 'sins' didn't like that at all and they got a full refund for the large obit which was quite expensive. 
 
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				    				 Shehawk (original poster  member #68741)		posted at 3:31 AM on Friday, May 3rd, 2024	
				"It's a slow fade...when you give yourself away" so don't do it!		
	 	 
	 Topic is Sleeping.