Topic is Sleeping.
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 4:03 PM on Saturday, November 5th, 2022
Has anyone seen those "Dad" jokes on YouTube? My son has so many they roll off his tongue with ease. Sometimes I can’t tell if it is a joke or real life until the punch line.
Here are two that tickled me. May you smile. Add your favourites!
I haven’t talked to my wife in 7 years…. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My kids were still on eBay when I got home from work…. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
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Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 7:26 PM on Saturday, November 5th, 2022
I love dad jokes, have you seen the guys on Facebook, the short videos, they tell them with a straight face while sipping on a drink?
I writing a book about reverse psychology…
Don’t buy it.
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 8:02 PM on Saturday, November 5th, 2022
Lol. I did see a few. very funny.
Gotta go and get the baby, she will not nap. She is resisting a rest
zebra25 ( member #29431) posted at 10:19 PM on Saturday, November 5th, 2022
"Don't let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces."
D-day April 2010
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 11:27 PM on Saturday, November 5th, 2022
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. So she gave me a big hug
Lol
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leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 3:01 PM on Sunday, November 6th, 2022
The morning crew of our local news has a Dad joke of the day segment. Some are good and some are cringe-worthy.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad shoes.
BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
BearlyBreathing ( member #55075) posted at 5:21 PM on Sunday, November 6th, 2022
There’s an IG account called Standup t-Rex that uses the T-Rex meme template for so so many funny dad jokes. (There are others who use the same meme template for nasty dad jokes, but this guy is funny and not nasty. )
Because dad jokes are the best!
Me: BS 57 (49 on d-day)Him: *who cares ;-) *. D-Day 8/15/2016 LTA. Kinda liking my new life :-)
**horrible typist, lots of edits to correct. :-/ **
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 5:41 PM on Sunday, November 6th, 2022
When does a joke become a "dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 1:38 PM on Monday, November 7th, 2022
We love Dad jokes here.
What part of your body dies the last?
The eyes....because they dilate.
little turtle ( member #15584) posted at 5:51 PM on Wednesday, November 9th, 2022
You guys are funny!
Failure is success if we learn from it.
leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 9:16 PM on Wednesday, November 9th, 2022
I just saw this one:
My wife was mad at me for singing "I'm a Believer" and if I didn't stop, she would kill me.
At first, I didn't take her seriously. Then I saw her face....
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BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 4:42 PM on Saturday, November 12th, 2022
I’m not saying I’m a attractive or anything,
But every time I go in the bathroom and remove my clothes, I turn the shower on 🤷♂️
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 8:35 PM on Sunday, November 13th, 2022
My kids asked me "do trees poop?"
I said "where do you think #2 pencils come from.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
3yrsout ( member #50552) posted at 2:02 AM on Monday, November 14th, 2022
Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?
Because the D shells are too big and the B shells are too small!
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 4:52 PM on Monday, November 14th, 2022
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
Yeah, all that was left was de brie.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tallgirl (original poster member #64088) posted at 12:05 AM on Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
I got fired from the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 2:23 PM on Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
I used to crastinate but I got so good I became a pro.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
leafields ( Guide #63517) posted at 5:42 PM on Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
What do you call a beat up Batman? Bruised Wayne
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BW M 34years, Dday 1: March 2018, Dday 2: August 2019, D final 2/25/21
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 10:57 PM on Wednesday, November 16th, 2022
Did you hear about the amazing race between the Lettuce and a tomatoe?
The Lettuce was ahead.
The tomatoe was trying to Ketchup.
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Tanner ( Guide #72235) posted at 10:59 PM on Wednesday, November 16th, 2022
My Wife asked my "why don’t you treat me like you did when we were dating?"
So I took her to dinner and movie, then dropped her off at her parents house. 😀
Dday Sept 7 2019 doing well in R BH M 33 years
Topic is Sleeping.
