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The linebacker or Megabeast. She's a beast of a woman, very manly body! I guess my ex likes that? LOL

Mine too - as my Dad would say, AP was "built like a brick shit house".

My AP was a crazy, real fatal attraction job, and one of the ways she spent time with WH was by asking to go to the gym with him. He goes to the gym every day at 5am and 6pm (fitness freak) and she joined him, pretending she was so interested in lifting weights. So considering she was seriously beefy and 5'10" (his height), after six months of twice a day weight lifting, she was like The Terminator.

Latterly, when she would break into the house / attack him and so on, he commented on how hard it was to physically remove someone that big and strong from the house. I commented "I guess it's not a good idea to be personal trainer to someone crazy you're later going to fuck".

Oh how we laughed.

I call her HER, or a girlfriend or his bitchwhore from the bottom of the barrel. Sometimes just affectionately white trash. All work.

[This message edited by Tallgirl at 2:06 AM, Tuesday, November 23rd]

Honestly, I call her by her name most often in conversation with WH.

Other names I have for her: TunaFish because she once whined to WH that people would call her that in school. And also Dooms Men, because ironically her name has Doomen in it. I said that to her once, and she was so offended that WH would tell me her 'secrets'

Puh-lease, as if you sleep with a MM and get offended by them disclosing things to their spouse.

Our 16 yr old daughter called her "skank". I elaborated on that and call her "skanky Italian office whore" because she was having multiple affairs with married men in the office.

[This message edited by Loyal2Afault at 3:57 PM, Thursday, December 2nd]

At the time when my now deceased WH was still alive, my now deceased WH must have thought that it was a great idea to bring his long term COW to our house to buy my son's drum set. My DWH just forgot to tell me that it was his AP!

My DWH was sitting down at the kithen table and when the COW walked into our house, she stood in very close range to my DWH, facing him.

First of all, I thought that it was so strange how closely she stood next to him. And I also noticed that her pants were so tight that she had a big fat camel toe.

And not knowing until years later that she was one of his longterm AP, I would bring her up on occasion referencing her as the coworker with the big fat camel toe. Haha

Knowing now how I would periodically insult his COW and call her the women with the big fat camel toe is so funny to me. And he would just sit there quietly with no response. Lol

Today, I love knowing that I got the last laugh on this one. I got the last laugh on all of his AP really.

[This message edited by Hurtmyheart at 4:44 PM, Friday, December 10th]

I'm an old fashioned wifey, I guess. I straight up call her The Whore.

Whore B Gon

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She has red hair so I call her Cinnamond Toast (Crunch) but C U Next Tuesday....instead of crunch...like the cereal. My BFF's and I get a damrned laugh if the commercial comes on. We send pics of the cereal box once in a while with trash talk among ourselves.....Its been a long time but still I enjoy the nickname.

It's so funny to read these and scary how similar a few of them are to nicknames I've given OWs.
Graceloves-my WH was sexting with a woman who did bodybuilding contests and she was huge as well. She looked like she could body slam most men or beat them in a push up contest. I call her "texting time with the Terminator". Then there is Love Letters Lisa for the FB message I found saying to my WH "I'm going to write you a love letter today".

"Chief Fuckemwives."

I just dribbled a little coffee on my desk.....

I call POSOM "the pedo" or "your boyfriend" or " the diaper wearing piece of shit "

She has red hair so I call her Cinnamond Toast (Crunch) but C U Next Tuesday

Now I'm singing the jingle but with...well... ya know....

My wife, who is the WW calls
him f$&@cktard because the fallout of their affair ended with her discovering he was a liar and sack of shit.

I call him by his full name which bothers my wife. Or I call him her Ex Boyfriend that she dated while she was married to me without me knowing.

Even more disturbing to her (and me too, but I eat it just to get her disgusted with herself) is when I call him by her pet nickname she gave him which was "Guiz" or "Guizzy".

His main AP....I call her the same name xWH gave her when she was his boss and he (supposedly) couldn't stand her...Jessic*nt. I'm sure y'all can figure out her actual name. Funny how his mind was already headed in that direction.

She has red hair so I call her Cinnamond Toast (Crunch) but C U Next Tuesday

The wifetress also has red hair so that's going to be my new name for her!

On a YouTube video where they were performing a song she said a mash up of their two names that was slightly gross. That's the one I usually use.

It's hard to beat chief fuckemwives!

I use hairy chested beaverfaced skank .....