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Mine is Snag. It's because she looks like a dentist pulled out all of her teeth and then put them back in, in a great big hurry.

One of my BFF's calls her Fang, so she can interchangeably be Fang or Snag.

What's yours called?

His name. Doesn't bother me to use it at all. I don't really care about him. My wife is the person that betrayed me.

My adult kids brainstormed a name for her. I found out what they called her and it stuck: O'Whora

I just call her “HerNameTheWhore”…. “The whore” is just tacked onto the end like a single word. Everyone has adopted it. Immature? Sure. But rarely speak of her anymore, so it’s rarely used.

Who?

Donut Whore

She once sent WH a close up of a donut on her boob.

Haven’t eaten a donut since DDay1

The ex-boyfriend. Drives my STBXWW absolutely livid when I do.

Oh... I have to admit that I'm not exactly proud of myself for this one. Please understand, I am not a racist. In fact, I think race is a lie, always has been and always will be. There is no scientific basis for race. Shape and color account for less than 0.1% of DNA.

That being said... I used to refer to the OM, who is Native American, and a serial cheater, as "Chief Fuckemwives."

I know. It's a terrible thing to say. To be honest, I did it just to annoy the shit out of her. That, and for a couple of years, I harbored quite a bit of animosity toward him.

[This message edited by Unhinged at 2:05 AM, August 1st (Sunday)]

Unhinged, I just spit out my coffee😂😂😂

(And I agree on the race part)

I burst out laughing at O’whora and the Chief 😊😊😆

I used to refer to him as "Gym". My XWW would always be going to the gym (she never went). Good excuse to be out and about! I rarely think about the turd these days though.

Shortly after D-Day, FWH threw OW under the bus. Said he didn't understand why things happened. That she has a "horse face and a fat ass". Early on. She became FirstName Horse Face Fat Ass LastName in my phone. I didn't think anything of it at the time.

A year or so later as she and her husband were divorcing, she started waving at me, trying to talk to me etc. So I sent a really "not nice" email suggesting she back the F off.

Did you know that when you save someone's nickname.....they get to see it in your email? You're welcome:)

(Still makes me giggle)

[This message edited by Ladybugmaam at 1:57 PM, August 1st (Sunday)]

WH is on #2 since we seperated in March, #1 didn't work out for long. #1, #2 and WH did end up hanging out in his dad's garage a few weeks ago, so they have been called "sister wives" by my sister. I have called them mainly your whores or your girl friends. I feel a tiny bit bad about calling #2 whore cause as at least we were seperated a few weeks before she jumped on his band wagon.

I burst out laughing at O’whora and the Chief 😊😊😆

Me too 😂 I absolutely lost it at "Chief Fuckemwives" 😭😭😭

I feel a tiny bit bad about calling #2 whore cause as at least we were seperated a few weeks before she jumped on his band wagon.

Meh, she’ll live lol.

WH hates when I refer to AP as anything negative and proceeds to say AP isn't ***** you are. She's a better woman than you'll ever be.

That aside, some of my favorites are SPOT (skanky piece of trash), the short versions skank and trash, some other guy's wife, leg spreader, no good white trash ho (from a country song I sing along to). Really seems like whatever pops in my head depending upon my mood.

Hookers

Ok this isn’t as fun for me as it is for y’all 😂😂

Unhinged - also spit my coffee. Chief Fuckemwives

I refer to him as "Good Ol'[name]' or sometimes just "Good ol'" for short.

Always with a chuckle.

She would text a lot, so I would use an alliteration.

It was usually "text time with trevor" or "text time with travis" his name is not trevor or travis.

Currently it's "hipster doofus duochbag"